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Upload the evidence
Drop in one room photo. No measurements, mood boards, or design questionnaire required.
AI interior commentary · maximum heat
Your room asked for this roast.
Upload a photo and get a brutally specific AI roast in seconds—then turn the damage into a practical, shoppable glow-up plan.
One photoSpecific roastReal fixes
Roast status: served
“The chair is giving waiting room. The lamp has seen things.”
The founder promise
Funny enough to share. Useful enough to act on.
Specific, not canned
Feedback responds to what is actually visible in your photo.
Savage, never cruel
The room is fair game. You are not.
Your photo stays yours
Nothing is shared unless you choose to share it.
The burn-to-better loop
A roast with a redemption arc.
RoomRoast is not another design report. It is a fast, social format that turns one photo into entertainment and a clearer room plan.
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Take the roast
RoomRoast reads the details and delivers a specific, screenshot-ready verdict in seconds.
Built for the group chat
Export a branded receipt card, challenge a friend, and let the room duel begin.
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Plot the comeback
Turn every burn into practical next moves with a tailored, shoppable glow-up list.
Pick your heat level
Try the burn. Upgrade the comeback.
Start with a free roast. Pay only when you want more rooms, more voices, and deeper redesign help.
Best comeback
RoomRoast Plus
Unlimited heat
$9 / month
For renters, roommates, and chronic furniture rearrangers.
- Unlimited room roasts
- Gentle and extra-spicy voices
- Detailed glow-up plans
- Multiple share-card styles
- Room-versus-room duels
One-room reset
Deep Roast
$15 once
- Full room diagnosis
- Prioritized fix list
- Budget-aware product picks
- No subscription required
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your room. Our material.
Ready to hear what the lamp has been thinking?
Upload one photo. Get the roast, keep the receipts, and start the comeback.